Mandem Dayv tried to turn an ordinary Toronto existence into a glow-up story ting… flopped still.

The ordinary Toronto existence: depression steady, pockets light, heritage wealth dusted, and man’s temper paper-thin — sometimes catch a small seasonal blessing, y’feel me.

That stunt-for-likes ting? Man’s not serious. Just straight vibes from the mandem Davy’s heart.

• ☼ Gerb Economics
  I understand the deal. We live in a society where survival is gated behind selling our labour. We trade hours of our… Read more: ☼ Gerb Economics
• ☼ Another Year, Same Mandem Problems
  In the quiet, weird hours of early 2026, I’m sitting here trying to write something clean and intelligent, but my brain’s moving… Read more: ☼ Another Year, Same Mandem Problems
• ☼ Boxing Day Debrief from a Washed Dad
  Caught a small seasonal blessing, y’feel me. I’m thankful Christmas is done. I’m probably packing the tree and all the dusty tchotchkes… Read more: ☼ Boxing Day Debrief from a Washed Dad
• ☼ Nuclear Vibes, Dollar-Store Infrastructure
  When I hear “paper tiger,” my mind goes straight to states like Russia, China, and North Korea. Big chest, loud mouth, shiny… Read more: ☼ Nuclear Vibes, Dollar-Store Infrastructure
• ☼ Janworry Runs the City Till March
  While I was in Abuja, my tennis instructor slash greens plug — large up Mr. Clement — dropped a word on me… Read more: ☼ Janworry Runs the City Till March
• ☼ Ladder’s Gone, Mandem. Only the Trapdoor Left
  The only reason I’m not in a shelter or sleeping rough right now is straight up generational wealth on my mom’s side.… Read more: ☼ Ladder’s Gone, Mandem. Only the Trapdoor Left
• ☼ Mehquilibrium: Still Standing, Still Tired
  I’m grateful. I know that. I’m not blind to the fact that I’ve had chances, safety nets, privileges a lot of people… Read more: ☼ Mehquilibrium: Still Standing, Still Tired
• ☼ This Isn’t Resilience — It’s Exhaustion.
  Truth be told, kids were never on my mission board. Mandem Dayv was perfectly fine living the no-offspring lifestyle — travelling easy,… Read more: ☼ This Isn’t Resilience — It’s Exhaustion.
• ☼ A Good Job in a City That Doesn’t Do Good Jobs
  After I came back to Toronto in 2019, I landed this Sexton job at an Anglican church — and fam, it was… Read more: ☼ A Good Job in a City That Doesn’t Do Good Jobs
• ☼ Trying to Build Joy from Scraps This Christmas.
  It’s only been six months, but it already feels like whole eras have passed without mom. And I’m not handling it with… Read more: ☼ Trying to Build Joy from Scraps This Christmas.
• ☼ Fam, Life’s Not Getting Worse — The System Is
  Fam, the list of failures, grievances, and anxieties people are carrying these days is long, and honestly it should be. If you… Read more: ☼ Fam, Life’s Not Getting Worse — The System Is
• ☼ When Queen’s Park Fumbles, TTC Stumbles
  I ain’t been on the TTC since dinosaurs ran for mayor, fam. Back in high school days, man was hopping the 52… Read more: ☼ When Queen’s Park Fumbles, TTC Stumbles
• ☼ Definitive Ranking of the Greeziest Canadians
  Yo fam, listen up – MaClean’s just yeeted their 2025 Rich List issue into the world like a double-double on a Tuesday… Read more: ☼ Definitive Ranking of the Greeziest Canadians
• ☼ Open Letter to TD Canada Trust
  I’ve been with TD since back when it was still Canada Trust… before the merger. I stayed with TD because the branches… Read more: ☼ Open Letter to TD Canada Trust
• ☼ Winners Talking Like They Know the Struggle
  Lately the algo been force-feeding me Scott Galloway clips like I ordered the crisis of manhood combo off Uber Eats. Mans out… Read more: ☼ Winners Talking Like They Know the Struggle
• ☼ Bad Knees Massive, large up.
  When man was out in the expat ends, loneliness was calm, innit. Man had time. Hobbies. Ciggies on deck, gin anytime, vibes… Read more: ☼ Bad Knees Massive, large up.
• ☼ Gippernomics in the Ends
  My crew wasn’t picking up what Reagan’s beige sermon was putting down, so I dusted off the grey matter and spit out… Read more: ☼ Gippernomics in the Ends
• ☼ Dougie Chattin’ Greasy / Governin’ Cheesy
  Despite the cuddly game and pro-Ontario shine, Doug Ford is hands-down the shittiest piece of Premier this province ever elected… again and… Read more: ☼ Dougie Chattin’ Greasy / Governin’ Cheesy
• ☼ Pierre Poilievre? – Certified Wasteman.
  Big cap if anyone out here thinks Pierre’s that guy. Bro looks like he was grown in a peat bog of body… Read more: ☼ Pierre Poilievre? – Certified Wasteman.
• ☼ Hey Carney! Stop Flexing for Alberta, Bro
  So boom — Prime Minister Mark Carney dropped this whole rollout of projects not long ago, and honestly fam? Man fumbled the… Read more: ☼ Hey Carney! Stop Flexing for Alberta, Bro
• ☼ Whole Lore Ting — Mandem Dayv’s Origin
  (Mandem Dayv’s still cooking this one up.) My brother touched road in ’67, me in ’77. Ten years older, he was the… Read more: ☼ Whole Lore Ting — Mandem Dayv’s Origin