֍ Hey Carney! Stop Flexing for Alberta, Bro

So boom — Prime Minister Mark Carney dropped this whole rollout of projects not long ago, and honestly fam? Man fumbled the bag. Straight whiff. All that talk ‘bout “growth” and “innovation,” but man’s still pumping coin into nuclear and fossil sectors — industries already gobbling private cheddar like it’s all-you-can-eat.

Nah, G. Man shoulda patterned something proper. Something the whole country could buss chest over, not just Bay Street and Big Oil manz. Picture this: a high-speed, electrified rail ring — north, south, east, west — locking the whole country in one loop. Freight and passenger. Fast tings, clean tings, future tings.

You build that with our steel, our aluminum, our wood, our hands. Let architecture students sketch stations so hard they end up on postcards, fam. Imagine hitting up Thunder Bay like it’s a quick link, or dipping to Halifax same day, no stress. That’s national unity, not campaign talk.

High-speed rail would birth whole side hustles in renewables, boost small towns, make life lighter up north — pure win, fam. But instead, man out here politicking for likes from regions he tryna court. Bun that.

Yo, Carney — less pandering, more patterning. Canada don’t need another pipeline, my guy — we need a lifeline. Ring line, even. Let’s move proper and make the country actually connect, not just collect dust.